Mona Lisa Needs Statins!

Sure, she's the hottest mildly-discontended babe in art, but the Mona Lisa's doctor is telling her to cut out the Cheetos and eat more broccoli. High cholesterol is the diagnosis of an art critic who specializes in cardiovascular illnesses of the canvas, no doubt a career rife with profit, so long as you make wild accusations that make it into the news. On the other hand, I bet she's smiling because there's a pork chop just off the edge of the image. She looks like she loves her pork chops. Too bad, though: today, the woman who posed for the Mona Lisa is now dead. Kinda makes you look at life and be glad you're still alive, doesn't it?

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