Fish Oil: DRUGS!

Want good sex? put down the fucking Cheetos and eat some Chicken of the Sea. In the book The Orgasmic Diet, wants you to know just how much your diet sucks. Oh, and caffeine and soy are both out, so it's no wonder that skinny vegan at the coffee shop has a look on her face like she hasn't gotten laid in years.

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