Snuggie Retro!

The seventies were fucking awesome - this whole Snuggie shit is a cheap replacement for what we had back in the seventies. The Bundler were full-body fleece onesies for adults, like the ones I wore when I was 5. Mine had shitty plastic feet that slid around on the linoleum, but if these Bundlers had that, I totally wish my mom bought these and put them in a time capsule for me to unearth today and slide around on the kitchen floor for a few hours. The only problem: there's no feasible way to fuck while wearing a Bundler. Hell, there's no easy way to use the bathroom in one. No wonder they didn't last.

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