This is one of the greatest Christmas stories ever, and I picked this link because of its awesome headline: "After sex sting, AP governor Tiwari ejects prematurely". First of all, a political sex scandal isn't completely unusual, but add in that this was a FFFM foursome, you gotta congratulate the guy, and then add that they guy's an octogenarian, you'll want to hop on a plane just to shake his fucking hand. Sure, a politician shouldn't be cheating on his wife, but, jesus christ, give some respect where respect is due: the opportunity to have three naked women writhing on your body isn't something that's easily turned down. Just leave the video camera turned off, though.