Pornamis and Pornquakes!

The Emperor of Indonesia has discovered the source of all their woes: the availability of cheap porn has caused deadly earthquakes, tsunamis, the world economic collapse, three hundred fifty thousand cases of spontaneous limbectomies, the popularity of Ben Stein, and at least four alien invasions. While he didn't say all of those, a high percentage were. The minister warns: because we haven't done anything about porn, the natural disasters will continue, because science has recently proven that plate tectonics has long been driven by photographs of tits and fucking. It's sure a good thing that Indonesia's "Communication and Information Minister" is so well-informed.

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