Porn Ruins Study!
Researchers in the UK want to study men who haven't been exposed to hardcore pornography. That, unfortunately, is impossible: everyone they found had been exposed to porn in their life. Kinda like finding a virgin on her wedding night, amirite? They decided to study actual porn use, and found that single guys used porn about 4 times as much as married blokes, and guys were as young as 10 when first exposed -- but they quickly discarded stuff they found offensive, which the study says is a good sign that porn doesn't damage men, damaged men prefer icky porn. While the study didn't get to gauge the gap between non-pornified men and their pervert brethren, they did find some important things out, and I hope, someday, they find that rural, blind man who has never thought about sex in his entire life.