If you've ever wondered what would be on a website called "My Kama Sutra Buddy", now's your chance: it lets you pick from a variety of potential sexual partners to act out various sexual positions. Sounds good? Go have a look and check back, let's see your answer then. If you say the first combination you picked wasn't the fat guy and the midget girl, you're a god-damned liar. Also, why no love for black guys? I'm sure they could have found a 300-pound black guy to rub his nipples - we've got one who hangs out at the grocery store, I think they can borrow him easily.