As if Christmas isn't hard enough for Christians to deal with - what with all the gift-buying that God requires - now they've got to be offended. And by a church no less! A New Zealand church has put out an ad which hints that God is a better lay than mere mortals. No shit, Sherlock - but not just anyone can be fucked by God; Mary was the Immaculate Conception, so only the hard, throbbing cock of the Christian God is good enough for her pussy. It's no wonder Jesus didn't have any other brothers or sisters; it's like trying to concieve with Supergirl or something.