Give it a rest, guys: the sex you see in porn isn't real sex, and you shouldn't be trying to copy it. I'm not quite sure it's true, though: the last time I was at a high school, everybody suddenly broke into a song and dance number right after the handsome jock asked the gorgeous nerd to prom; I had eaten so many shrooms that day. I find porn entertaining, and even laugh at it from time to time - that 'dick slapping' move mentioned in the link is so absurdly unsexy I wonder how it got so widespread - but I know better than to think any position for having sex while cheating open for the cameras isn't going to be much fun. The problem has got to be inexperienced guys who know nothing else. Ladies, would you rather you had a guy who didn't know anything about sexual pleasure trying to figure you out? At least these guys have a baseline to work from; the product of our educational system only know how to make babies and prevent disease, but porn-educated lovers at least understand the good parts somewhat.