Hugh Hefner, aspiring sea captain and proprietor of Playboy, almost choked to death on a Ben Wa ball. Jesus Christ, Hef - you're doing it wrong. Are you bamboozled by sex? No, seriously, Hef, it's a big problem in the world. Here's some tips on how to properly use them. I mean, Kegel exercises for men are important, Hef, especially for men of your age, but the mouth isn't a reasonable alternative to a vagina. For Ben Wa balls, at least.

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