Amish Online Dating!?

Your faith makes you shun modern conveniences, avoiding the helpful modern technology that only encourages sloth and sin - but you haven't found the right person to enjoy it with you. Thank god for Amish-Online-Dating dot Com. Now, simply go online to find other Amish - Amishes? Amishers? - to share your life with; it's easier than trying to get a buggy ride to that other farm ten miles over. And, if it's anything like other dating sites, you might get to experience one of the oldest forms of employment known to man, ideal for the Amish: she might just be a prostitute, pretending to be a sweet, virginal believer.

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