For us Western countries, 3G means high-speed internet in your pocket; for China, in theory, it means no longer having to keep the string stretched as tight as possible when you talk into the soupcan to Grandma, but the powers-that-be claim all 3G will bring is pornography. Other things the Chinese government have blamed for the increase in pornography are the internet, printing presses, fax machines, LEDs, pizza delivery restaurants, Reebok sneakers, Linkin Park, ornately designed flower gardens in private yards, hovercrafts, dry-erase markers, and, of course, Japan.