Those fucking liberal Canadians: they allow an erotica story in their papers without getting into how sex is destroying society. Don't they understand the risks involved in promoting something fun without pointing out consequences? They don't have enough puritans up there, dammit. "Forget Porn, Gimme My Smut" hopes to explain to people, hey, pictures of people fucking might still be awesome, but have you thought about reading about people fucking? With those frilly, girly-romance covers, you can probably get away with reading them in public without being noticed, too. The bulk of the story is a how-to from an erotica writer, so next time you sit down to try and be an author, write some porn, dammit - it's more fun than you think.