No Nude Beaches!
Sadly, the Supreme Court of California doesn't understand the primal joy experienced as the wind whips through your ballhairs: they have ruled that California's nude beaches are illegal, because being nude in public is still illegal, even if everybody's doing it. These are state beaches, however, so I'm fairly certain that if you can find a rich millionaire with a mostly-private beach, you and your naked buddies can still frolick in the salty air, flesh flying without a care in the world, but just keep it in your pants and the public beaches for now.