Boobs: Too Big!

Careful ladies: your boobs could get to be too big. That is, if you keep cramming inorganic materials to make them look unnaturally huge. I can totally agree with this: I look at a lot of porn, and there's clearly a lot of women with too-big boobs, which probably comes with a lot of back pain, tissue damage on the front, and an inability to have conversations with men that don't involve an "up here." If you're like 5'1", we can see your ribs through your skin, and the tiny nipples on your 32G breasts point upwards, you're doing it wrong. Just love your boobs the way God intended; I'd sure like to take that opportunity, too.

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