CNBC, otherwise known as "MSNBC's nerdy older brother", bring us a slideshow of The Best-Selling Adult DVDs of All Time. Well, not "of all time" - of the past couple years, or so, there's no "Green Door" or "Deep Throat" on the list. the lowest numbers sold in the 8,000 copies or so, which doesn't seem like much at all - let's skip to the best-seller, which has to be "Pirates" or- wait, what the hell is "Brad Armstrong's Flashpoint"? What the fuck? "Pirates" is #3, after "Flashpoint" and a fucking clip DVD. All the photos are "courtesy AdultDVDEmpire", and you can certainly bet the list's actual contents come from them too. Title, however, has to be CNBC's fault - you can tell they send the nerds to work at CNBC, because when you're the web developer who posts a "best porn of all-time" list, and you don't even have a base reference of what porn is popular to question, 'hey, that list doesn't sound right', you're too geeky to work on the same TV channel as Keith Olbermann; expect to be sent to the Jim Cramer channel, that's more your speed.