Who the fuck actually buys this stuff? Must be a lot of people: spammers make around $32,000 a week selling fake watches, penis pills, and other illegal sundries through spam. Yes, per week: they make as much a day as I earn in about two or three months. Shit, makes you wonder why you punch a clock every day, don't it? Well, that and the possibility of having your ass tossed in jail for preying on the weakness of others, which I guess is a pretty good deterrent to level-headed guys like me. Fuck me and my honorable behavior.