You can tell a lot about a woman by a name: if hers is Mercedes Maxx, yes, probably a stripper. If she has kids, the more of their father's name they share, the more of a whore the mom is. Psychology Today has presented a theory, without a lot of evidence, but it is compelling: having a two-parent family means convincing a father to participate, and the more invested in his kids, the more he participates. Kid shares his last name? More invested. Kids share 3/4 of his name, like Russia? Boy, that guy must really need convincing: his baby momma must really be a slut. (via)