The porn clerks that I've met fit into two categories: 50-something stoners, guys who couldn't get into piercing school or can't get a job at a tattoo parlor, and strippers/stripper-afficianados. Er, three categories: stoners, tattoo wannabees, strippers, oh, and and lit majors. Shit. Anyhow, Elitist asshole fucks haven't been behind the counter at adult bookstores in my experience, but Caveman Circus has gotten a letter from one. Truer words have never been spoken; I hope to meet this porn shop clerk someday. And kick him in the balls for being such as dick.