Brigitte Bardot and Sophia Loren are both well beyond retirement age: they're each 75, and they're still around to remind people how sexy is done right. Of course, Yahoo! can't find any recent photos of either, but there's plenty of sexy recent Sophia Loren online - Jesus Christ, those tits. Bardot has left her sexpot image behind, looking much more like somebody's grandma - you know, the grandma who you see in photos on her mantle and go, "holy crap, I'd have fucked that three ways from sund-thanks, grandma, I would like some more Quik and cookies."