While men have been told size doesn't matter (although, see yesterday), they are fine with their penile size when on their own, but when they're in the locker room and can compare, they feel self-conscious about their peckers. Solution? Stop going to locker rooms, men: it only makes you feel bad about yourself. Get fat, go to the bar, remind yourself size doesn't matter, then get laid. Nothing good comes from going to the gym.