I've considered making an icon just for these, because I find switched-line stories so amusing: "Maritime lobster aid phone number connects to sex line" What the what: Lobster aid? "Hello? Help! I'm a wayward lobster, I've gotten myself lost in a large city and there's these rubber bands around my claws, and I think-what? What did you say?...mmmm....how you doin'?" The Lobster aid department reports that there have been no complaints reported. Duh.