The National Science Foundation, a bastion of intelligence and logic in the United States. Also, of late it's a bastion of worktime porn parusing. One high-ranking official, in particular, spent nearly every day, including weekends, partaking in online porn from his desk. Shouldn't he have been curing cancer or extending my wifi range or something? Porn, is, of course, a noble pursuit, but not when important things are at hand, like figuring out why my MP3 player runs out of battery after six hours. Scientists, get your priorities in gear: solve the energy crisis first, then masturbate in your cubicle.