Hookers, Tattoos, Beer!

Answer: how to stimulate the economy. Don't spend your money at Wal-Mart, buying cars, or paying bills, that just sends money overseas. Stimulate the economy by supporting those rare entirely-American business just down the street from you: hookers, rummage sales, ballgames, and tattoos. God Bless America!

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