If there's one bad thing I've been saying about Israel, it's the lack of gay porn. Michael Lucas, of gay-porn production company Lucas Entertainment, thinks what Israel needs to survive is a hard, hot injection of gay film. How that will help Israel more than any other place, I'm not sure - I once told people that all Luxembourg needs to survive is a gay porn industry, and they looked at me like I'm crazy - but who's crazy now, Israel? Huh? WHO?