Holy Taco would like you to know that bikini car washes aren't all they're cracked up to be. Oh, sure, there's boobs, but...wait, what are we talking about? Oh, bikini car washes aren't the best wash, the quickest wash, you might be kind of creepy for going to one, but...BOOBS. Taco thinks there's more negatives, but I think, worst case scenario, it's a wash. Heh. See also.