Remember how, yesterday, Aubrey O'Day was cool for defending masturbation? Turns out, she spent a lot of the rest of the show saying dumb things. Rule 1 of those shows: don't say anything remotely controversial, especially if your boobs mean they don't take you seriously anyway. Poor Aubrey: use this as a learning experience, you've got the beginnings of being a smart, attractive woman, don't let them get you down, even if they spend the next ten years referring to you that babe who loves Hitler's brain.