Spartacus Penis!
Kirk Douglas, star of the original film "Spartacus", is appearing in the new Spartacus miniseries, but only as a namesake of a main character: Spartacus' prosthetic penis. Nude scenes are throughout (Lucy Lawless gets naked!), but they guys get fake willies. The actress who plays Spartacus' wife - the oh-so-porny-named Erin Cummings - named the little dick in honor of the original star. I'm sure Kirk is proud.