In China, they've got their priorities straight: a recent poll shows that citizens find their local prostitute more believable than their politicians. I've been telling people this for a long time, but nobody believes me: for years, I've been told "you're the first client to ever make me orgasm," "that's the biggest cock I've seen", and "you're the only one to get the discounted price, because I like you so much," and now I have proof - proof! - that everything she has said is true. More true than Senator Franken, even.