Get Your Money's Worth!

Ever drive past those bikini carwashes (not the high school gymnastics team, you sick fuck) and talk yourself out of it, because it won't be worth the money? The problem is: your car is too fucking small. For $29 a day, you rent a god damned U-Haul, and drive it down to the Hooter's Bikini Car Wash, and make it worth every fucking penny. Next time: all the guys in the shop pitch in for that stretch Escalade limo - the car wash would be epic.

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