When your wife - a mom of 4, no less - poses in Playboy, it's a big deal. Well, that is, until your employer makes a big deal of it. Even worse: you're a cop, and your station-mates have spent the last year "investigating" your wife's Playboy spread in a harassing way. Wait, cops are assholes to people with liberal sensibilities? Who knew? See also: cop assumes girl is prostitute, catches her "littering", arrests her for fake ID - don't worry, something'll stick, right? She made you get out of your cruiser!