Condom Sex = Bad!
A study from Scotland has discovered that sex without a condom is good for your mental health. It doesn't go into their methods, but it says that people who have unprotected sex deal with stress better and have a more positive mental well-being: probably because they're having sex with someone they love and aren't worried about STDs or pregnancy, like the condom-users are. But, hey, unconventional results equal news articles, so I propose a study to show that gay sex causes more pregnancies than heterosexual sex: it'll get me on Oprah!