Con Hand Job!
Holy fuck, I need to start going to geek conventions and acting like a horny idiot. Blog journalist goes to con, connects with people, and ends up participating in a one-man circle-jerk. If I knew it was that easy to get jacked-off in public, I'd start telling more people - venue was my problem; when I tried this in the lobby of the dentist's office, nobody was particularly interested in joining in.