Brits: Too Lazy For Sex!

Think that British accent is sexy? Expect to hear it from the couch, asking you to change the channel. British people are too lazy to walk across the room to change the channel - or even have sex. The TV channel changing isn't a big deal - they've got, what, 2 channels in the UK? - but when 73% don't have the energy for sex, they know they have a problem. The ones who do have the energy for sex all have ASBOs, which means only the miscreants are breeding. Horror!

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