Topless Nun!
Poor, poor nun: in anticipation of her vow of celibacy, a young lady frolicked with her boyfriend, resulting in nude pictures taken. Whoops - who knew the photos would end up on the internet? Of course, instead of just confessing her sins and turning the other cheek, she's suing for the photos to be removed from the internet. Think you'd like to go find that picture yourself? Don't bother trying to find any real topless nuns; there's plenty of pornstars willing to dress like nuns and show off their awesome bodies, unspoiled by celibacy or religion.