Top Nude Events!

Reuters, fulfilling the world's need for only the important news, has compiled a list of the five best nude events in the world. I think they mean 'public events', because last night I participated in 3 different private nude events that far exceeded my enjoyment of Disneyland. Anyhow, the short rundown is: protest, attention-whore, attention-whore, protest, hippies. Eh, it's better than running from the cops after stripping down to nothing outside a bar at 3am. Or so I've heard.

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