Reminder: Wanking OK!

In case you'd forgotten, the Times of India would like you to know that "masturbating regularly has no ill-effects at all on one's sexual performance, penis growth or psychosocial health." It will, however, result in chafing and unwarranted stickiness which could affect other things, but, hey, the long-term effects of masturbation are next to nil. Hot damn, I think I'll go do it now!

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