Porn Star Wife = Fired!
Let's say you've got a cushy government job, you live in Florida, you've got a smokin' hot wife - life's great, right? That is, until the city council discovers your wife is a porn star; then, you're ass is fired. Oh, of course, that in no way reflects on the reason for the firing (not that they can provide a reasonable reason), and the city is struggling to get through various projects that the fired city planner was doing a good job of managing, but, hey, we can't tolerate any sort of pornin' around here, you know. Much better to look like idiots than to accept a married porn star.