No, I'm not talking about Valerie, the daytime hooker: this list includes way to get yourself into a girlfriend's pants without spending a lot of money. The Art Museum one is actually pretty good; "fake accent" is just lame, and "give a ride home after the bar" is a bit too creepy for me. But, hey, I'm not in charge of your creepy-meter: if calling your ex for a bootycall or treating fat women like sex-crazed easy girls, that's for you to discuss with your psychologist.