Boy, back in the day, office hookups were happening left and right when the economy was good. Bad economy? People are keeping their panties on at work. Office sex seems to be at a low (unless you're a high school teacher, those still pop up in the news as frequently as ever), so you missed your chance, guys: if you thought you had a chance to fuck the cute secretary in the break room, her financial worries are keeping her libido in check. Just hope she sticks around until the next housing or dot-com bubble, then you might be able to sneak up that miniskirt of hers.