20 Sex Don'ts!

If you've ever needed to know what not to do, turn to Fox News: their sexpert has 20 of the worst sex faux pas, so don't do 'em. The list is woman-centered, of course, because men know everything about doing sex right as it is. Each one of her points, however, does have a correlating opposite: append each statement with "...unless that's what you're in to." Never let sex get routine...unless that's what you're in to. Never drink more than 1-2 glasses of alcohol...unless that's what you're in to. Never just lie there....unless that's what...er, that's kinda creepy in a necro way. Anyhow, for coming from Fox, the list isn't so bad, yet preys on women's idea that they must be doing something wrong.

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