The Air Sex World Championships - no, it doesn't have anything to do with blowup dolls - was launched last week. Far less an actial competition, it appears to be more of a roaming performance-art project, in which hapless locals are encouraged to hump the floor and mime ejaculation, for the entertainment of the audience. My response: go fuck somebody real, nerds! Expect, as the tour extends southwards, to see articles on obscenity and lewd performances, despite the clothedness of the fun.