Chuck E Cheese = Pervert!

Who knew a giant rat would be such a perv? A woman is suing Chuck E Cheese because a guy dressed as the titular mascot grabbed her boob. Well, actually, they are suing because they have a picture in which it looks like he is grabbing her boob, which is about the same in a boob-owner's eyes. Costumed characters get accused of this from time to time, without much understanding that it is difficult to either see or feel anything when wearing the costume. It may be better if performers in costumes just stood in one place and screamed, "DON'T COME NEAR ME - I MIGHT TOUCH YOU!" in the future.

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