"Mummy, what does it say on my sweets?" the kid asks: "It says, 'I love hummers', so just eat your caramel, kid." When you shop at a 99-cent store, you should expect something like this to happen once in a while: a load of candies got mixed up, and some marked with sexually-suggestive comments made it into the regular bags. Since it's in the UK, their 99-pence candy costs twice as much as our 99-cent candy here; your sexually-revealing candies cost twice as much as our melamine-contaminated candies - HA ha! Take a good look at the mom in the article, though: that's somebody without a sense of humor about the situation.