As you may have heard, one Comcast market got to see thirty seconds of porn for free this past weekend. Rather than it being some torturous pay-channel free-preview, the pornography - to the cable company's horror - instead appeared during the Superbowl. What's Comcast going to do about it? If you were troubled by a porn star's penis, you can file a claim and get $10 for your pain and suffering. Now, if I can start getting rewarded by my cable company for seeing things that cannot be unseen, I'd be fucking rich. I'd like a $50 check for every Tyler Perry commercial I'm subjected to. Damn, that's some painful stuff.