In an amazing turn of events, a business in which women are fully clothed and no men watch has been determined not an adult business. "Oh My Your Gorgeous", a pole-dancing school, was prevented from getting a business permit because they were considered an adult business by the local magistrates. Lawsuits later, they have been awarded $75,000 for the city's stupidity. Let's see: that swimsuit shoppe down the street has the potential to cause me an erection, I bet they could use a hundred grand...or that cute chick at Hardee's who flirts with customers? Yeah, she's an adult business, too. And - my god - I tipped a cute waitress more than I usually would - that's downright adult!! All sorts of peripheral aspects of strip clubs abound - my town must be adult business central!