Erotica Lawyer: Fired!

Oh, well, it was bound to happen: the lawyer who wrote uninspiring, boring prose about sexual escapades in Russia has finally been fired. On one hand, I say, "well, she wrote it under her real name, and went to the press about it, etc., so she drew attention to her employer in it", but if the world was a good place, a person's private life shouldn't matter when it comes to matters of employment. Sadly, in today's world, your entire life and lifestyle are owned by your employer, and just doing a good job isn't enough to keep a job. So, those of you like me, keep up your aliases, continue to express yours! elf, and maybe your employer won't get the chance to go all asshole on you for your hobbies.

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