If you've ended up in Wisconsin...dear god, have mercy on your soul...but, anyhow, if you're in Wisconsin and somewhere near Madison, that last outpost in liberal college atmosphere in an otherwise cow-ridden state, you can head down to Elves Palace and partake in an Erotic Art Show. You will get one of those rare chances to stare at boobies, under the pretense that it's art and you are encouraged to stare as long as it takes to fully appreciate the work. Art fucking rocks.