Check Your Lover's Moles!

The next time you're pawing the gal you love, take a closer look at those freckles and moles. The American Academy of Dermatology, one-upping that stupid "Ticks" tune, is promoting, for Valentines Day, "Screen the One You Love", a cooperative check for skin cancer on your lover. Now, I know that checking a person for cancerous growths is the sexiest thing ever, but I'm retarded that way...still, it's a good idea; I'm always checking Gracie very closely - sometimes with my tongue - for breast lumps, and she's not complaining.

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