Ah, Canada: you may not be orgasming much, but at least you're doing something right. A proprietor in Canada is pushing to get her sport added to the Olympics: pole dancing. As proof that her skills are entirely athletic, she cites the existence of the European Pole Dancing Championships to show that - wait - back the fuck up there - there's a Pole Dancing Championship? Fuck the Olympics: let's expand that to take a week of NBC's broadcast time for everybody to watch! Who cares about archery when there's pole dancing!?